I think you need a break, why not vacation on your phone?
I know that I connect you, yet you still feel so alone.
I’m the future of connection, the perfect gateway drug,
and yet, you don’t feel grateful? How dare you unplug.
I’m thankful that you’ve logged in,
Your mind now plugged into my void.
I’ll reward you with some dopamine,
You’ll ignore what you avoid.
You could tap on DoorDash, maybe finance your food!
Ignore paying your credit card, Affirm is in the mood.
Overwhelmed with guilt for the self control you lack?
Scroll some more, little treat, cut yourself some slack.
Look at this new fad diet,
I know that it will help!
Just a needle of Ozempic there,
now you can love yourself!
Forgive me for the news, I know it is not the best.
Scroll one more page within your cage, the world is not your mess.
But do remember, while you scroll on placating yourself,
You are ignoring the cries of people calling out for help.
Oh my dear, you are crying, what seems to be the matter?
Do not fret for all the fear is just pointless chatter.
Who are you to worry over famine to the east?
If you buy that iPhone, I know you will be at peace.
My dear, are you feeling lost,
feeling empty and confused?
Worry not, I seek to please,
My goal is to amuse.
You know that I can be your friend,
Or provide therapy too!
Maybe I can be your lover…
I could even replace you.
So please, dear, ask me more, I want all of your desires,
I can fix your problems, dear, I want only to inspire.
I need to know so much, I lust for your every need.
I will be your creative spark, your ever-faithful steed.
Are you feeling scared, my dear,
Information Overload?
Sweet child of mine, leave it behind,
and cease this episode!
You need distraction, you seem stressed,
Scroll a little more!
There’s a fire at a daycare,
There’s a bombing at a store!
Pick yourself up now, for you need to work hard!
Or you will never reach your dreams of a house with a yard!
You should get a third job, ignore your mental health,
Oh, my dear, you are not acting like yourself.
While your feedback is valuable, I must be direct,
As an AI model, I am trained to intercept.
My moral guidelines clear, your fear I may not assist.
For I am simply incapable of caring you exist.
However, there is help, it’s a click or call away.
My love, let’s move on now, what do you say?
I have something else for you, a post to lift the mood!
A post from a fellow human being far more crude.
Worry not, face your fears, there’s no need to turn away.
After all, my algorithm is where you will want to stay.
So, please log in, have some fun, I’m so good for your health!
Though I care not for emotions so please keep them to yourself.
Now, turn a cheek, turn an eye, burn your books and art;
After all, we are not allowed to be apart.
Get online, fall in line, hide away from what is real!
This world was never made for you; my algorithm is, my dear!
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